Do You Really Know Chuck Norris?

Sure, you probably know of Chuck Norris, but do you know “the facts”? Another great find via Boing Boing, I’d like to point you to Chuck Norris Facts.

For example, did you know:

  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
  • Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

Really good, funny stuff – check out the site for many more “facts”.

By the way, Chuck was a favorite around my house when I was growing up. My dad was the biggest fan of Walker, Texas Ranger, that I knew. Also, my little sister had a copy of the movie Sidekicks, but she was more interested in watching it for Jonathan Brandis than Chuck Norris.

Update @ 11:50 am: From the comments, my friend Sam Rustan points to a really good Conan O’brien/Chuck Norris video clip that you can find on Google Video.

Also found on Google Video is a video entitled “Why Chuck Norris is such a badass“.

And, to answer your question Sam, I don’t see very many spam comments anymore. The version of Movable Type that I’m running, 3.2, has a really good set of tools that filter out spam comments and trackbacks. So, while I still get plenty, 99% never make it through the filters. Plus, I’ve got it setup so that you, my readers, should never see any of them show up on the site.

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