Now, this is simply genius. It’s one of those things that makes me say, “Why didn’t I think of that?”.
Remember the classic Seinfeld episode where Frank Costanza explains the origins of Festivus, his noncommercial holiday alternative for Christmas which lands on December 23rd? You can now purchase your very own Festivus Poles, made from light weight, high quality, unfinished aluminum.
My only question: Does the fact that you buy your Festivus pole go against the whole idea of the holiday?
Anyway, Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus!